I miss her when I am taking a shit.
I miss her when I am touching tits.
I miss her when I am taking a Uber
I miss her she’s my little goober

I miss her when I’m in the shower
I miss her in the golden hour
I miss her when I’m shooting up a school
I miss her when I’m hanging by the pool

I miss her when I am away at work
I miss her when I wank or jerk
I miss her during 9/11
I miss her when I’m up in heaven.

If you miss her so much, you say,
Why then did you go away?
We all love in our own special way
Except for me