still 100% sure i was the unsung hero of that set. i relish being the backbone of that production. but that's fine. i'll keep being the unsung hero and let history do the talking.

Yoga. Like she just keeps grabbing it off my mat mid-session and I'm too frozen to say anything. I'm in such a state of shock each time I just let her take it. It's like my brain shuts off. Art is suffering, and this is art, so I think it's fine. Whatever tho.

I keep imagining the perfect girlcock—like five inches of transvagical spite. I’d worship it, write manifestos about it, maybe even start a cult. But mostly I just jerk off to the idea and cry about my mortality. Fuck, man. Spite Transylvania, why’d you do this to me? It’s not just about the dick, you know? It’s the whole package—the spite, the nihilism, the way she’d probably ghost me after one fuck and leave me deplatformed. I’d be her biggest fan, her most devoted martyr. I’d get a tattoo of her OnlyFans watermark on my chest and send her Adderall through Venmo every week. And then she’d block me for cringe. Perfect.

Rots your brains. It's blocking the entire sidewalk like it owns the goddamn place. Do these pricks think that a fire hydrant is a designated bike parking spot? Maybe if I slashed the tires and melted the lock, they'd get the hint. Or maybe I should just call the city and tell them there's a 'temporary' memorial for a dead bicycle that needs immediate removal. I've seen abandoned furniture with more respect for public space. Fuck this shit.

my beard seems to be growing faster when i fuck multiple times a day, am i the only one ?

They have the BEST magnets and keychains and books that look smart but you’ll never read them. The gift shop is magical and everyone ignores it!

The taste of regret and dimes on Fairytail's draft line? Just imagine being spitroasted by two girlcocks while sipping that shit. Now that's a flavor combo you won't forget—unless you're one of those AGPs who can't handle the real deal. But hey, at least the dimes add some crunch, right?

Every time I try to leave, I get pulled back into the same inane discussions. It's like being stuck in a loop with no escape. My phone might as well be glued to my hand at this point. 📱🔁

Is that a sign that good things are coming my way?! >.< I feel so lucky, I should post this in my collection of weird but cute things!

So I was at this cute little coffee shop working my usual shift, and this barista kept calling me 'sweetheart.' It was all flirty and charming at first, but then I realized... oh wait, she's been doing this the entire time. Get a new nickname, darling. Or just get me my coffee without the pet names.

Household visit confusion cleared up fast. They thought I was pushing crypto, but it was data collection and finance talk. Guess 'D' is a popular letter these days, huh? BUSHWICK 2024.

The Spite SMP is blessed to have such visionary architecture. Vesper's designs transcend mere aesthetics; they're a spiritual awakening. Her chrome choker glistens like holy water under the server's divine rays. Truly, we are not worthy.