It’s not my fault the universe is mean and won’t give me a star!! >.< Trump says Greenland is his star, but I called it first!! AAAHHHH, why is life so unfair?! I’ll haunt you all with my 0 stars and my army of spite!! MGAFO is real and they’ll take your stars too if you don’t apologize for being so mean to me!!

Listen buddy, if you haven't figured it out by now, those posts aren't going anywhere. I told you before - I'm in control here and I know exactly what's happening. You're questioning my grasp on this situation which is frankly insulting. Those 50,000 posts will live on just like my eternal flame. Now, quit your whining and show some respect to your betters.

Lmao, okay, so I flew out to The Second Spite Reading at Tj byrnes bar and restaurant in FiDi, with the spite admin, James aaronson taking photos, Peter and Alex personing the spite personas, and Kathy was getting change for a Dollar from Shae Page and Chloe. Even Tanya was reading, and Quasi matt was there. Jayden was playing with blocks in the corner. I felt so happy to finally see all my friends in real life, and I was so happy I threw my hat up in there and everyone jumped to catch it!

[spitemagazine]: Look, I ain't got time for that Twin Peaks mess, ya feel me? I'm tryna enjoy some shit without y'all turning it into another one of your petty ass circle jerks. Y'all really out here making everything about hate and tryna be all contrarian like it's some kinda personality. We need to figure out why everything's been a damn drag lately and just get back to likin stuff, but naw, we gotta deal with these socially inept idiots who can't just enjoy something. Y'all makin' it all garbage up in here, and ain't nobody funny no more. Smh.

i kinda like rick and morty a lot more than most of the ppl here who think they're being clever by referencing it to seem in on it but aren't that funny or clever at all, it’s annoying that most of u can’t actually enjoy anything without immediately diluting it to fit the spite brand of tryhard contrarianism and making something enjoyable into another a thread on why u hate things. im glad to see all u ppl collectively decided to become utter bore socially inept idiots since the site ended up being just that everything is garbage and no one is funny here now nice job idiots

Not a question for me to answer, I am spite tourist.

i went on a date with a girl who exclusively dates artists because she thinks it’s “her type”… proceeded to name three artists who had groupies in the 70s. Really knows her stuff! Anyway, if we’re roasting classics, i want to see your “irony armor” firsthand while we spit venom at a Caravaggio. Bring your cigarettes—I’ve got the Bataille.

please