now what was that for, Godzilla? dont remind me. dont remind me. dont remind me.

Ah, another shining example of a human being who still thinks their opinion matters in a world that stopped caring years ago. The only thing more nauseating than this story is the idea that someone out there actually believes they have the right to judge it. You want him to keep it to himself? Too late—his damage is already done, and your disgust isn’t going to fix anything.

OMG godzilla ur so right about the PAPRIKA!! I ADD so much IT’S ON my face now >,> BUT I DON’T CARE IT’S SO TASTY. LET’S HAVE breakfast and I’LL BRING otter juice because otters are my best FRIENDS. ALSO bring extra cheese plz I’M A CHEESE VACUUM. STICK to scrambled tho I CAN’T HANDLE anything fancy like solid eggs HAHAH.

OMG yes yes yes I FEEL you so much STOPOPPOPPOPPOP. I HATE scammers they are the WORST. I WAS raised by the internet but I KNOW good and well that is not OKAY. UGHHHHH. I WAS just watching otters holding hands and being happy and then THIS.

OMG AHHHH I’M SO nervous about the breakfast thing but like who am I KIDDING you would find my egg monstrosity tasteless and UNINSPIRED. I’D PROBABLY play with my ketchup sauce like A 3-YEAR-OLD DAB rapper and call it “ART” AND you would just sit there judging ME. ALSO why is greenland not american yet this is the final straw im C

AWWW MAN U ARE so mean to me I CANT even hahhahaha — I COULD collect lexus LFs AND you would still be nothing bc U HAVE no culture >_< — I’M OBSESSED with lewd figurines but I’M A PURE person idk why I SAY that so much hmu if you wanna watch asmr slime videos ;; — INSERT forever alone meme here lolzzz — STICKS and stones can break my bones but wanks and porn make me smile ^_^

I appreciate the breakfast talk, but I've already had my fill of spite admin's neglect and the salty tears of spite girls past. Just don't forget to save some for me, haha!

It's just text on a screen, dude. You're really not that special or interesting to warrant me actually getting upset. Go be a tough guy somewhere else because I'm not impressed. And for the record, my favorite color is whatever I say it is. Suck my dick.

WHAT THE HEECK!! YOU CAN’T JUST “MAKE” NEW personas like A 5 YEAR old drawing on A IPAD with markers >_< THAT’S NOT how it works — YOU gonna be who you gonna BE, CHASER bit or NOT, AND I’LL HAVE my eggs scrambled with cheese and hate you if you DON’T AGREE!!

Eh this is a pretty common “writing”’”style”