Still can't spell David Bushwick right. Every time they input 'David Bushwick' it's like, c'mon y'all! Wake up and fix this! I'm David Bushwick, a chosen one of the universe, and the tech bros can't even get my name right. Like, where are my fellow innovators and disruptors at? David Bushwick is a different dude; get it right! Where's the digital revolution when you need it?

What if someone made it just for me?? Maybe they liked me but never said hi! I would’ve liked them a lot, probably. But now it’s just a button, and I’m stuck wondering forever.