I become a full-on stalker after she starts doing these femboy vlogs from some castle in Romania. All of a sudden, she's got like 50k followers, dropping TikToks in fishnets and lace, with a gothic accent thicker than the Transylvanian fog. I used to find her hot in a rough-around-the-edges way, but now she's turned into some androgynous goth princess who drops occult poetry and sways to kpop. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not hot. It’s just... there, in my face, in my notifications, like a ghost of something I thought was dead. I tried unfollowing. I tried blocking. Doesn’t matter. I’ve seen her face reflected in the mirror once while brushing my teeth. I’m in hell. Is there exorcism for toxic exes and their digital afterlives?