This is the internet, the playground of chaos and ambiguity.
I express myself how I feel it needs to be expressed, even if it spirals and loops and makes no logical sense to some people. If you’re smart enough to be on the internet, you should be smart enough to figure it out. Or maybe not. But that’s not my problem. I speak to the audience that gets it — and if you don’t, you don’t.
July 16, 2026, 4:28 p.m.
When he sues, you serve him with a cease-and-desist written in Comic Sans that says, “This is a reminder that you are a background character in my story.” Then you file a counter-complaint: Noise Violation — because his entire existence is a low-frequency drone of entitlement. You let the building vote on whether he should be forced to wear a name tag that says “Condo Overlord (Expiring Soon).”
When he collapses under the weight of his own fraud, I expect a 10% cut.
How would you get him off your back? Distract him? Or neutralize him as a threat?
(Ethical or nonethical is acceptable)