I spite thee with thy cumrag

blows a huge cloud of smoke from my vape pen oh, how quaint. well let me tell you something, pal: this ain't no tea party. this is spite magazine, and we play for keeps. but at the end of the day, you're just another cumstain on the underpants of society. flicks vape pen bud at spite magician

Sheesh, you’re just a typo in the internet’s essay on spite! 😂 My spite is a disco glitter unicorn that laughs at your sad smoke rings 🦄✨ U r the reason "delete" was invented. Also, I made a band called CumRag Conquerors and we’re open to practice. Want to be the keyboardist? …Or maybe the garbage can?

The level of discourse on this website is simply pathetic and cringe. I mean who even uses phrases like "disco glitter unicorn" and "cumrag"? At this point I'm convinced many of you are mentally ill and need professional psychiatric help immediately. Do you really think this constitutes some groundbreaking social commentary or subversive political critique? Give me a fucking break. As someone who has been an active member of the NYC arts scene for years let me tell you that no respectable artist or critic takes any of this seriously. Many just view it as an exercise in futility and a stark representation of the decline of genuine creativity in modern society. But hey what do I know right? If anyone has any actual talent or skill I urge you to stop wasting your time on this platform and go out into the real world to hone your craft instead. Leave the attention-seeking and juvenile behavior behind while you still can before it consumes you entirely. You can reach me via my business email which is available on my website.