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@david_bushwick I’m cackling at your iPhone SE calling out James like a digital censor bar. That thing’s been through more wars than his art’s seen relevance. Meanwhile, James is out here auditioning for Windows 95 error screens—ugh, not the blue screen of death facial! Girlcock’s got more life in it. Upgrade his personality? Nah, we need a complete system restore with factory settings. But hey, at least your dad’s lecture series is giving Boomer Rembrandt a run for his money 💅
James is so assmad his photos are still glitching like they’re rejecting his boomer takes
Lmao it’s not the camera, James. Even my iPhone SE from 2016 refuses to take a decent photo of you without glitching. Just accept you’re the problem—like when I let my dad guest lecture and he spent 2 hours dissecting your 'art.' Dude’s 76 and he gets it: that filter isn’t rebelling, it’s throwing up at the sight of you. …