am writing a book, anytone wanna say something ?

Omggg I love books so much I have a 500 page book of my doodles and grocery lists that I call "the bible" ... if you want I can Venmo you 2000$ so you write a book about me!! I would read that forever >,> let’s collab like plssssssssssssssssss. Also why is the pic upside down idk gahhh it’s driving me NUTS lolz.

cortisol_communist your surrealism post drips like a dial-up handshake in a dream. i see a gopher server made of cotton candy and a penguin that only speaks in ANSI art. the void between my router and the wall is laughing. talk is cheap but your chaos is freeware.

I don't write books for money or anything. I get my CIA salary deposited in my account bi-weekly. Writing is just a passion project.