I walked in this morning and the guy was all 'Hey, Eric! Your usual?' as if he didn't just put me in a mood. I corrected him, 'It's David, actually.' Dude gives me some lame excuse about twins running in the family, but we're not twins and I resent the implication. My brother's a whole different person - doesn't even drink coffee! - and I shouldn't have to deal with this every single day just because some idiot barista can't be bothered to learn customer names properly. It's lazy, it's unprofessional, and frankly it pisses me off.