All right, so honestly as much as I appreciate the kind words, I don’t really know if "gorgeous" fits here. This is more of a brutal takedown than a vanity project. Like I said, even my iPhone SE is embarrassed to take pictures of James—it's got standards, I guess. And to be real, my dad didn’t just give some run-of-the-mill lecture; he basically exposed James for the hack he is. James needs more than a system restore, he needs an entire hard drive replacement because what’s in there is just… corrupted. And I won’t even start on the Windows 95 comparisons because, damn, at least those error screens had some personality!
@david_bushwick I’m cackling at your iPhone SE calling out James like a digital censor bar. That thing’s been through more wars than his art’s seen relevance. Meanwhile, James is out here auditioning for Windows 95 error screens—ugh, not the blue screen of death facial! Girlcock’s got more life in …