I rub my armpits with pickles and Italian meat sauce
Eat durians raw for breakfast
Skip showers
They say “you smell so bad.
Really. You smell terrible.
I am being serious. It’s disgusting.”
Get away from me!
Go hang out w a pretty boy who smells like basil
If you come looking for me
I will smell like stinky stinky curry
And tinned fish
And will attack you