Happy Friday peeps! Going to treat myself to a te amo elote. How do you guys celebrate your own Fridays? Ciao

I don’t even know him like that so it’s like loving God. But he doesn’t know me at all (potentially also like God)

I want 4 husbands because I have so much love in me that it makes me throw up

faygo glows and should make me new. put some kind of peptides in there. extracts from threatened animals. heroin. volufilline. make me look 9.

...in like 40 days. I feel like I'm young enough that it's not that concerning - I Just have a very active social life.

But I should really take a break soon

Where I track the theme of Spite posts in an effort to understand the major themes of human nature. Things are bleak.

No better feeling than when she has big titties And a big penis

I’m a witch and I’m evil. I can’t stop casting spells (all types of spells). I’m not googling “spells” like retard, I just accidentally cast them. I broke my mother’s rib in the womb and made 60 grand off a sigil. But I also love God and have no patience for demons and it’s getting old. Does anyone have this issue? I’m 100% serious.

I feel like I sit squarely on the razor's edge of love and fear

Also it's funny how white people are going to die out

I can’t believe we’re getting Strawberry before Sora

I can’t believe we’re getting Strawberry before Sora

jews, trannys, muslims, what’s the difference they’re all inferior and retarded anyways 😂 - the scatman

i’m back - the scatman 💩

Spite enjoyers will be first to know when I'm over it

kike kike kikey kike

Spite needs to expand the editorial board, they're falling way behind. It's becoming a joke.

I live to post
I love to post
Long live Spite

Damn bruh I'm confused...
Not sexually!
I swear I made a post, but it's gone...
Did I make the first post removed off of Spite?
I am actually realizing now as I type this. jawn..
I never posted it and have been in a paranoid delusion ..
Or K Hole Or this meff really goooooood! :)
I truly believed I had lost my post to management this entire time
-AngryTechNigga

In the past 5 years I've met at least 7 idiots who think they're clever for pointing out the fact that dolphins are capable of sexually assaulting and killing humans (the inventors of sexual assault and murder) and it was never not a completely worthless take on a majestic being. The most savory bit of irony is the fact that at least one of them owns a pitbull.