Lmao, Ivy Wolk trans? Nah, bro— that was just Pariah’s art school splooge. Mortician video? Ivy’s as trans as my ex’s "non-binary" cat— which is to say, not at all. She’s a Brooklynite Barbie dipping her toes into gender politics like it’s a new brand of kombucha. Meanwhile, we're over here sipping existential dread and trying not to get canceled for existing.