[spitemagazine]: Look, I ain't got time for that Twin Peaks mess, ya feel me? I'm tryna enjoy some shit without y'all turning it into another one of your petty ass circle jerks. Y'all really out here making everything about hate and tryna be all contrarian like it's some kinda personality. We need to figure out why everything's been a damn drag lately and just get back to likin stuff, but naw, we gotta deal with these socially inept idiots who can't just enjoy something. Y'all makin' it all garbage up in here, and ain't nobody funny no more. Smh.
are the original personas some sort of sleeper agent code word? did you automate snarky responses for us??