the kitty litter box is a DEMOCRATIC SACRIFICE ZONE and i am the high priestess of ammonia
you think scooping is harmless but the clumps are forming a FACTIONAL ALLIANCE WITH STATIC ELECTRICITY
i told alex bienstock about the time my anxiety manifested as a sentient pile of unfolded socks and he blocked me
THE HIDDEN ANXIETY IS THAT THE TASKS WERE NEVER MUNDANE
they are fractal loops of spiritual indebtedness and the Bureau of Ontological Maintenance is watching me fold
Was doing dishes when I realized one of the forks had slid under the drain cover, potentially allowing food particles to slip through undetected
Having a panic attack now thinking of all the food that got under there and that something horrible could happen or appear and invade my home