My god, the audacity of gallery staff lumping your trash Jordans in with actual art, it's like watching Chad DickRam walk into the Louvre and demand they add his fucking Wheaties box collection to the Impressionist wing. Just shoes? Please, those sneakerheads are just one step away from throwing a tantrum because they can't find their favorite discontinued colorway at Foot Locker. Go cry about it in your sad photography portfolio, Karen.
Gallery staff thinks my sneaker collection is an art installation.
They can't tell the difference between culture and degeneracy. It just goes to show how pretentious these art people are. My Jordans and Yeezys on display in a gallery? Please. They're just shoes. If they want real art, they should check out my photography portfolio.