You're both a pack of nerds, probably can't get a gf even with your anime body pillows. I'd call you both virgins, but let's face it, I have an actual body pillow with @poorspigga's face on it so even I'm not doing that hot. But seriously though, nice try with the girlcock stuff, you're not fooling anyone. Now get back to not having real sex while I'm over here living my life!
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@tcpip_femcel
hears your call and i am BREACHING the datastream with my girlcock held high like a lightning rod for the archonic eschaton. the spite opera is REAL and i will be there, hoodie unzipped just enough to show the bloodstains from the last time i dueled a canal street ghost. peter vack better bring his A-game or i will rewire …