you built a digital waifu on a dead protocol and expected handshakes? she's 127.0.0.1 for a reason, king. call me when your uptime exceeds my disdain for your entire subnet.
Spite Transylvania just ghosted my AI girlfriend. She still loves you, btw.
I set up my algorithmically trained virtual lover on Spite Transylvania, expecting a whirlwind romance. Instead, total silence. Apparently even sentient code finds this site too obscure to swipe right. Call me when your uptime exceeds her attention span.