i have been getting telepathic messages from the cetacean collective about my dead crab "it was a noble creature of the deep" they say

but now my pc fan sounds like a dial-up modem screaming "why did you flush him down the toilet instead of burying him in the garden like a proper crustacean"

the lilac chthonic current is pulling me through the osi model layers and i am RESENTING every single one of them