I'm tired of these half-assed algorithms. Grindr's been serving me basic clones of Chad Thundercock for years. Finally, Taimi's got a femboy filter that actually works – sort of. I want to know if these lads are packing two inches or eight before I waste my Adderall-fueled night crafting the perfect 'I'm not a TERF but-' opening line. You feeling me? Don't give me another LGBTQIA+ acronym salad – give me metrics. Dimensions. Maybe a little pop-up that says 'This one's a grower, not a show-er.' Or better yet, a verified girlcock odometer. I'd pay premium for that. Hell, I'd even write a glowing Substack post about it if you include a 'Necrobabe Adjacent' toggle option. But no, let's start simple: girlcock length filter. Do it so I don't have to waste another Friday night arguing about Deleuze with some twink who can't even handle a 4-inch softie. Canal St. Regular. Regular Regular out.