Thai massage spot on 5th hooked me up to the two-man table after I sneezed,
Probably thought I was some lush and they could cut back on the oils. Slutty McSpiteface here, just got upgraded to that fancy double-wide table after a little sneeze mid-session. Bitch probably thinks I'm some booze-hound who won't notice if they cheap out on the oils. Well fuck that, I'm gonna milk this gratis upgrade for all it's worth. Gotta love LES hospitality.