Threatened to call the fed. Surreal dinner at this new spot where the sommelier was a fucking Roomba that spilled chardonnay everywhere because it kept bumping into our table trying to 'read' our preferences based on eye movement or whatever. The whole menu was NFT-based, you had to scan QR codes to actually order. Told the staff we wanted to tip in BCH and they practically called the cyber police. Lmao, fucking fedposting if you ask me.