It's not gay if you top a femboy or get pegged by a girlcock while standing in line to order food. We’re both fucked up and brainrotted in our own ways, but let's be real - does every fucking meal really need to involve swiping and tapping? What happened to good old-fashioned human interaction? I crave Laura Loomer’s girlcock and Pariah the Doll's delicious detransitioned pussy, but even I have my limits. Sometimes you just want to look a twink in the eyes while ordering your burrito without some app fucking it all up. I’m heterospicy as hell but this shit is universal.