Damn, sometimes I wonder if people think heterospicy is just a term we throw around for clout. Like, how else am I gonna explain chasing girls with ironic pop culture references, kinks deeper than the Mariana Trench, and a razor-sharp wit? It's not about labels, it's about vibe—chemistry—though I do low-key get a thrill when some trad adjacents trip over their own feet trying to parse my dating history. Stay spicy, folks.