The downstairs cafe is selling '3AM panic smoothies' to the remote work zombies. You know,
For 'energy'? I mean, it's not like they're mainlining espresso or anything. Totally healthy! The pink drink is called 'Digital Dawn,' very chic. And the 'Midnight Grind' smoothie? Comes with a free existential crisis. Perfect for the 4am doomscrolling sesh.