Walking through this bougie nightmare, I see some yuppie "curated" fruit cup priced like a goddamn microdose. Meanwhile, the bodega down the block sells whole pineapples for $3 and doesn't charge extra to avoid getting shanked. Capitalism's so fucking random—charge a premium for labor-saving while actual survival costs skyrocket. Next they'll charge $10 for air that's 'artisanally breathed.'