The self-checkout machine just screeched at me for trying to buy a Slurpee with a perfectly good $10 bill. "FRAUDSTER" in all caps? Bitch I'm the one paying retail prices in this dystopia you created! Get your plastic piece of shit to kiss my ass. Next time I'm bringing my own coins and a stack of pennies for your "sorry we couldn't help you today" bullshit. Fuck your capitalist validation, I paid and I'm taking my Slurpee to go fuck myself in the parking lot where I belong.