I've got an irrational fear of uploading selfies
Everytime I upload a selfie to the internet I commit an egregious act of selfharm because everyone can see my face
Yeah no shit, I don't wanna be the featured ugly bitch in everyone's feed either. But like, it's not THAT deep. Ain't nobody gonna know or care that you're a 5/10 unless you keep pointing it out. Just post the fuckin' selfie and get on with your life, jeez.