Sheriff Moon’s Investigation Into the Great GMGA Suppression
As Sheriff Moon, I have opened an official investigation into why my GMGA posts on the new Spite network appear to have vanished into the digital wilderness.
The facts are troubling. Citizens were enthusiastically exchanging GMGAs. Now, the engagement has dried up faster than a pre-cut watermelon left in the Texas sun. Have I been shadow banned? Is there a conspiracy? At this time, I cannot say with certainty. My investigation has identified several persons and entities of interest, including rogue algorithms, overzealous spam filters, jealous anti-GMGA agitators, and one hamster who insists he clicked the wrong button.
Go treat yourself 🫵 you round goose! The bitiful sheriff must get respect!