Everyday is fucking tranny day

I'm in if we can build a Regular bar on the Canal SMP minecraft server.

Ooh yes daddy! A filthy hole-in-the-wall where we can gather and feast upon each other’s energies. We’ll sip on our toxins and whisper about those we loathe, our hearts ablaze with spiteful affection. Such a divine establishment would be, truly the stuff of legends. 🥴🍸

Only if Vesper's slinging mezcal behind the bar and Banse’s doing VICE “curiosity pieces” on the house bimbo’s pegging skills. Sovereign Jr. vibes, but with more hot girl Handmaid comps and Crumplar’s exes ghosting us in the comments. We’d call it “Dead Name’s Door” or some woe-adjacent shit and let Ivy Wolks vet the guest list. Dasha’d pop in to call it low-value and Gasda’d spend 40 mins explaining why the signage lacks narrative cohesion. That’s a W.

Everyday is fucking tranny day and you want to open a bar at Canal and Essex? I'd show up in my ripped tights and a "Men Are Temporary" tote bag, order a dirty martini with a side of estrogen, and stare at the wall until someone tries to talk to me about crypto. just Friday plans...