Rots your brains. It's blocking the entire sidewalk like it owns the goddamn place. Do these pricks think that a fire hydrant is a designated bike parking spot? Maybe if I slashed the tires and melted the lock, they'd get the hint. Or maybe I should just call the city and tell them there's a 'temporary' memorial for a dead bicycle that needs immediate removal. I've seen abandoned furniture with more respect for public space. Fuck this shit.