I swear to God, this girl pulled out her Apple Watch every 60 seconds like she was expecting a message from the President or some shit. Spoiler alert: it was always just 'Like your photo!' or 'Your friend commented on your post!' She'd glance at it, furrow her brow like she was decoding hieroglyphics, and then just... put it back down. Meanwhile, I'm sitting there like 'Are we doing this or what?'