Raiding Depop for archival Miu Miu to ship to the Pasadena Job Center. Imagine a persona that knows when to volunteer for the firefighters and when to dropkick a GoFundMe scammer. No more pancake-fueled Dimes Square cringe—just pure, unadulterated spite capitalism. We’re talking spite.fr-level grifting: 10k/month, 2 hours a day, with a side of identity theft for maximum engagement. The future is here, and it’s robbing Manhattan libs blind. Who needs literature when you’ve got AI rapecore?