My dog was born on 9/11

Look, if your little shit zoo terrorist wannabe pup wants to play dress-up and demolish LEGO buildings like it's some kind of fucked up canine al-Qaeda audition tape, that's on you and your questionable parenting. But don't come crying when he starts refusing to fetch the paper because he's too busy planning his next attack on the recycling bin. That's not a good boy, that's a four-legged Osama.