Look, I'm no David Lynch, but I appreciate a good subliminal message as much as the next pretentious fuck. So when she slid that cup across and said it had a hidden owl, I had to stare. Like, really stare. Like, squint-so-hard-your-eyes-cross-and-now-you're-questioning-reality stare. And yeah, maybe if you tilt it 37 degrees and tilt your head 37 degrees and maybe do a little coke off the saucer... okay FINE I can't see shit. But am I gonna correct her? No. Because that's what you do when you're some rando who can't appreciate subtle artistry. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find some actual hidden meanings in a girlcock's Instagram captions.