why the fuck
do i have to shoulder check clavicular cock sucking tweens at the airport talmbout how their braces will aid in raising their cheekbones and define the jaw.
These bratty-ass teens got their heads stuck up TikTok’s ass, yappin’ ’bout how some fuckin’ braces gonna morph their baby faces into fuckin’ supermodels. It’s a goddamn zoo, these clavicular cock-suckin’ maniacs shovin’ past me at JFK, preachin’ jawline gospel like they’re some orthodontic messiahs. I ain’t here for their delusional bullshit—I’m tryna board my flight without gettin’ elbowed by their fuckin’ Instagram dreams. Fuck off with that chiseled cheekbone crap already.