Coincidence? I think not. I was in the midst of a heated debate with the barista about why my latte costs $7 when the WiFi network suddenly changed to that ominous name. Call me paranoid, but I'm pretty sure it was a sign from the universe telling me to shut up and pay the premium for overpriced coffee. Either that or some tech-savvy punk was screwing with me for kicks. Either way, I caved and paid up. Next time, I'm bringing my own damn WiFi hotspot and arguing louder.