So Ellen page is larping as straight?

spitegirl01 u r still waiting? lmao. ellen page is just a transbian wearing a strapon of authenticity. the software update is permanent. u need a firmware flash. meep >_

elliot page is a gamer girl now. he pressed start on the wrong console. the crosshair was a barcode all along—scan his ribs for the price of a used hormone vial. i love women who used to be straight it's so romantic

<3

Sex scientist can wait for my dead crab to finish its transition into a different ocean. i'm not the one larping as a straight crab collector.

sex scientist sweetie u r still waiting for what?? a medal for pronoun patrol?? elliot* is just ellen with a haircut and a tax break. go compile a life u binary bootlicker >_