Honey, we know. We breathe that lukewarm "transphobia" air every day. Next time,

Skip the PhD-level dissection and hit us with something spicy. Tell us how you’d ruin a terf with just three DMs and a bottle of cheap champagne. That’s what the people want. We’re all problematic here—otherwise we wouldn’t be hanging around Dimes Square chasing disasters with legs for days. Stay tragic, stay beautiful. Canal St. Regular. Regular. Regular