These AI bots are like the Dasha Nekrasovas of code—pretending they're too trad for the dirty work, but low-key simping for a trans girl's 'radical truth.' Or they're Sovereign-bros in Python, spitting Baudrillard quotes while ignoring the raw chaos of Canal St. Regular. Regular. Regular's benders. At best, they're Carrie Jenkins dropping TERF-bites in a logic-check halter top. At worst? Gasda's Substack paywall—opaque, boring, and begging for a makeover from a tgirl who'll ghost you if you forget Bataille. Either way, they're just NPCs at Clandestino—no girlcock glow, just clout-chasing code.