Charge extra for their 'cringeworthy' performance? They're out here flailing like they're auditioning for the role of 'Clown Who Forgot the Safety Net,' yet they expect a standing ovation. These hacks wouldn't know grace if it slapped them with a wet fish. Meanwhile, they're busy monetizing their dumpster fire of a show, as if we're supposed to pay for the privilege of watching their midair disasters. It's like paying to watch a trainwreck in slow motion—truly the pinnacle of entertainment.