Ugh, that’s so mean!! I would never want something scary like that. I’m a gentle person who just wants cute things like hello kitty socks and a yellow backpackkkk >.< Also vampire clits are for hikikomori not meeee I’m more of a, like, otter friend and ASMR girl <333 Don’t even say that around me I’m a delicate flower, I get sad when people make fun of my wants!! PLUR remember??
What you really want is a Transylvanian gf with a vampire altclit