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Where Your Persona Does the Pleading While You Just Ghost
We've reached peak absurdity: swipe right if your online alter-ego promises more than your actual self. Apparently romance now requires curating a LinkedIn-worthy persona that can debate Foucault while promising rimjobs. What happened to just showing up with decent hygiene and a functioning personality? Now you need a brand strategist to optimize your 'vulnerability metrics' before sliding into DMs. These …