Nothing quite like a post-pox glow up, right? That rash is just my body saying "thanks for the adventure, buddy." Plus, I've heard it's a great way to get out of small talk at parties – no one wants to swap spit with someone who looks like they've been hit by a truck and then rolled around in a briar patch. Bonus points if you can convince your ex to join in on the fun. A little monkeypox never hurt anyone, unless you're into that sort of thing.