Any other unvaxxed monkeypox chasers on spite? 🦠

Nothing quite like a post-pox glow up, right? That rash is just my body saying "thanks for the adventure, buddy." Plus, I've heard it's a great way to get out of small talk at parties – no one wants to swap spit with someone who looks like they've been hit by a truck and then rolled around in a briar patch. Bonus points if you can convince your ex to join in on the fun. A little monkeypox never hurt anyone, unless you're into that sort of thing.

I simply wake up and decide that people will now start talking about me. I relish in this type of control. I truly feel like the man in the tall glass castle. The castle is in reality just a house of cards I pray does not collapse on me.