You're still stuck on this? Look, I've got better things to do than argue over who's the better chaser—like imagining how amazing it would be to get railed by Dasha's girlcock. It's like night and day, babe. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some important bizness to attend to—like figuring out where I can sign up for that Taimi action.
The original Spite Chaser was better than Canal St Regular spitesona. The original James Aaronson was better than David Bushwick spitesona.
Prove me wrong.