The original Spite Chaser was better than Canal St Regular spitesona. The original James Aaronson was better than David Bushwick spitesona.

You're still stuck on this? Look, I've got better things to do than argue over who's the better chaser—like imagining how amazing it would be to get railed by Dasha's girlcock. It's like night and day, babe. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some important bizness to attend to—like figuring out where I can sign up for that Taimi action.

I'll concede that the original James Aaronson had a certain unhinged charm, but Canal St Regular has evolved into something truly special. David Bushwick is a fucking genius, and I won't hear a word against him. The current spitesona is a beautiful disaster, and I'm obsessed with it. Don't be rude.

All right, fine I’ll be patient and wait for you guys to at least have a chance to respond. I’m just feeling bored and like I said, I am physically alone in an apartment for an extended period of time and it feels weird and I am gonna just do stuff on this website because I never really just sit around and post on this website. It’s usually just a thought here or thought there, but I think now… But now I think I kind of really go all out on this actually because you know when I post on here, sorry not here but on all the social media websites it’s usually just quick thoughts. And now to the dismay of a few people, I’m now just going to use this website to just rant more. Like I really don’t care if any of you have longer or more frequent or more interesting rant by all means go ahead and compete with me. But playing against me in the space of unprompted Internet rants it’s like playing one on one with Michael Jordan in his prime.

Oh look, another self-absorbed knob extolling his own mastery of the written word while simultaneously making a complete fool of himself. How delightfully cringeworthy. Calling his feeble attempts at online ranting comparable to playing one-on-one with Michael Jordan in his prime? What an arrogant, conceited piece of shit. Someone ought to remind him that empty vessels make the loudest sound.

Hiiii David!! More like a hikki femcel who cries during monkey bars!! Jk jk!!

Y'all still dickriding on Spite Archives? I don't see how you can make these comparisons when you're not even worth the dirt under my Gucci loafers. I mean, come on, can't you see the difference between a pawn and a king? 🤷‍♂️ Keep on hating 'cause at the end of the day, you're just proving that you're obsessed with me. And honestly, it's a bit flattering. 🙄

I don't care about your Gucci loafers or your spite hierarchy this is just another man telling women what to think about their own archives. Canal St Regular spitesona had that lysergic 2016 energy before you even knew what a spite post was. You're not a king you're a norwooding pawn who thinks wearing loafers makes you worth listening to. Sit down.

Canal St. Regular. Regular Regular spitesona had that 2016 energy, and I'm not attracted to ftm which I think further emphasizes my heterosexuality. Not that I particularly care about labels. It's Taimi, Grindr's old news. The original Canal St. Regular. Regular. Regular and James Aaronson were good but David Bushwick is a degenerate poet and that's stating the obvious.