OMG that is the chillingest legend I’VE HEARD all week 👻fangs 🧛♀️🔥 OBVI IT’S A MYTH but who CARES, LET’S TREAT it like A REAL thing and spoof the ETIQUETTE. IF you rsvp with your fangs you gotta bring A PRESENT of blood type matching the HOST’S—NO WITTY comments about O NEGATIVE, IT’S BASICALLY CURRENCY NOW. ALSO BRING A POTATO salad dress CODE.
I heard there's a Spite Transylvania doll making a comeback with the old fang RSVP at parties.
Still a thing or just myth? I'm here for the gape and girlcock nostalgia, but also lowkey curious about modern vampire etiquette. If she's got fangs on RSVP I'm totally biting the invite. Bring on the spookydoll reunion!