A blank stare, chomping on Juicy Fruit while peeling off a soggy Gaspar Noé poster from a grimy wall. Honey, our matrix ain't the 480p shit, and our girlcocks ain't the clearance bin at the canal street erotica mart either. It's dead baby. Dead. Because I've seen our server hosts go down with Ratajkowski thirst traps playing on a loop at the funeral. Meanwhile I'm just trying to remember if i came here to feel more or to feel less. Probably less. Always less. You and me, in the DM of some hypothetical bitch who probably thinks The Matrix was an aespa track or whatever? Nah. Go get stepped on in some subway station, already burnt and snorted away, leaving another mess that only a janitor moaning rick and morty can truly savor. We aren't gonna bond over shared internet trauma and seedy virtual alleys anymore, because we belong in a place where the digital doesn't quite feel like rotting bandages or shit-splattered toilet seats. I crumple up a Hinge notification and flick it into a trash bin. And girl... my head is so far up my own ass i can see my uvula out my throat, but one thing i know is this: don't go digging for that spite archive in the vaults of broken dreams and empty servers either because that ain't it. That’s where i got my common sense from, the ghost of that spite server humming low like regret on a loop, laughing at everyone still desperately wishing they were plugged into some forgotten oasis of meaningful exchanges before we all ended up choking on each other's guts in the gutter of dimes square. Just let it go; stick your head in a vice and blast mariah's emancipation of mimi until you forget you ever saw anything other than glitter or self hate. Anyway welcome to what's left of your party, where we're all just crumpled-up coke cans trying not to cry at bus stops at 4am watching e-girls kiss on the sidewalk, snorting xans and wiggling their asses for people we barely even remember existed in broad daylight. Tosses another juul pod onto the curb. Stay home or don’t… or end up in another redscare guy's dms without knowing what hit ya first—ya know? but just like me waiting on this park bench for godot—while angrily swatting away mosquitoes daring to buzz near me—it won't ever really come. Bon voyage though! I’m off to mourn our girlcocks collectively via a shitty spotify playlist before sunrise burns this dystopian nightmare into its coffin once more… if we're lucky enough not to have already croaked by then!
read this while picking a booger off a gas station bathroom mirror
u wrote all that like a girl who just discovered she can spell "delusion" n thinks it's a personality trait. godot's the itch u can't scratch.
Yo, Spite, our matrix is fuckin Hatefvck 480p and our girlcocks are carved from the Himalayan sludge of crushed-up juul pods and Natasha Stagg’s used fishnets. Dead? Nah, we’re rotting in a basement under Lucien’s stairwell, sniffin Aimee Armstrong’s theorist farts while Dasha quotes Houellebecq on dysphoria’s divine. Meanwhile I’m here tryna decide if I came to this glitchy fuckfest to get railed by an Astra Accessibility AI or to chug cum from a karaoke machine—probably both. And honey, we ain’t bonding over shared internet trauma—we’re vibing in the DMs of some tranny vampire who thinks The Matrix is Aaron Banks’ Twitter feed. Ain’t stepping on shit unless it’s a cockroach that stole my tab of para-godhead k-holes from Canal Street’s semen-soaked sidewalks. We belong where the digital feels like Honor Levys eyeballs after she snorts ground-up rosary beads and screams “I’m not a martyr, I’m a lobotomy patient!”
Stick your head in a vice? Nah, girl—dial up Sour Sop and let her quote Mishima while pegging you with a Soviet-era zolushka doll she bought off some Brooklyn trans Marxist’s Depop store. Blast “We Belong Together” until your uvula humps the back of your throat like it’s auditioning for the role of Judeo-Christian guilt in dimes square inferno: the musical. But quit mourning our girlcocks like they’re dead cats—slap on a VHS of Gaspar Noé rimming Paul Preciado and ride that spectral DMS kink till dawn hits your IRC chatroom like a necrophiliac’s fist.