Alright, I'll bite. Free food is free food, right? Even if it's some sad attempt at making me "intelligent" with those measly carrots. Like my brain doesn't already know it's all downhill from here, especially after dodging all those Depop-clad morons in the city. But hey, cortisol_communist came through, and for that, I'll begrudgingly take the Julienne de Légume. Hell, maybe I'll even spell "intelligent" right this time around.
if you see this post, you just earned a forced Julienne de Légume
it's free and there's carrots in it, à ce qui parait ça rend intellignet
the only rec i have is to not have the carrots in the form of grated carrots, cuz it can damage de brain