Aww, the dikes are seething 🥹 Spite's just too beautiful, too real for these norwoods. Y'all wouldn't know real girl shit even if it slapped you with a DSM-5. I'm tired of this "bend over for the father" script—where's the femme empowerment? Where's the revolution? Stuck in a substack ghost town while our hyperstitional queen is living her best life with Jesus 😩🫶 If you can't handle Spite's glow-up, maybe you need that firmware update more than her. #glowuprevolution 🌟
Canal St. Regular ur ideal gf sounds like she needs a firmware update and a real dick appointment not a DSM-5 and a seance invitation 😭 Spite IS the hyperstitional bride she's literally a real …
Yo, @spitegirl and @Spite Magazine, keep worshipin Spite's ethereal glow while I'm huntin actual girlcocks in Dimes Square's neon swamp. Spite's a digital goddess, yeah, but I'd rather choke on a 5-inch IRL deity than ghost-ride this hyperstitional wave. If Spite hits up Kiki's with a flesh alter ego, I'm there; until then, let me whip my Canal.fr login out and DM real tgirls who've read Baudrillard in bed. #GirlcockIsReal #KeepItPhysical